Tina

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:07:00 GMT

So.

I don't really use this journal anymore.

I'm on rarely, so I'm just going to add some of you to my other lj.

If you'd like me to keep you as a friend, leave a comment.

HOLY CRAP

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:21:14 GMT

This is totally freakin' awesome.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14790160/

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:12:36 GMT

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

Check this out.

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:07:11 GMT

Does your city's rank rankle you? We kind of figured it would.

(From most to least angry cities)

1. Orlando, FL
2. St. Petersburg, FL
3. Detroit, MI
4. Baltimore, MD
5. Nashville, TN
6. Wilmington, DE
7. Miami, FL
8. Memphis, TN
9. Jacksonville, FL
10. St. Louis, MO
11. Chicago, IL
12. Tampa, FL
13. Jackson, MS
14. Albuquerque, NM
15. Charlotte, NC
16. Dallas, TX
17. Houston, TX
18. Tucson, AZ
19. Indianapolis, IN
20. Wichita, KS
21. Birmingham, AL
22. Providence, RI
23. Durham, NC
24. Atlanta, GA
25. Washington, DC

http://health.msn.com/centers/highbloodpressure/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100142599>1=8503

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:33:58 GMT

Tonight is Reel Big Fish, with MxPx, Whole Wheat Bread, Transition, and Streetlight Manifesto.

Last time I saw them was a couple years ago when they played with Lucky Boys Confusion.

I can't wait!

I'm going to get totally lost going over there, though.

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:39:12 GMT

Before you're pointing at me
there is a possibility
you better turn that thing around
nothing's come easily
so don't you tread on me
'cause I will knock you down

Some days it seems it's not worth it
the fight in me is all gone
and I'm not trying to be perfect
but just get one damn thing done
before I lose control
I pick myself off the floor

Before you're pointing at me
there is a possibility
you better turn that thing around
nothing's come easily
so don't you tread on me
'cause I will knock you down

Never come a day that I'll solve you
consequently I could never leave you
in the shadow of those looming battleships
I love our canoe
I'm ready for the falls
and the still waters we will find are truth

Oh there's a clock in my head
and despite what it said
another one on the wall
they don't agree at all
and there's a schism in me
and despite what you see
you might see me as calm
but I go off like a bomb

Before you're pointing at me
there is a possibility
you better turn that thing around
nothing's come easily
so don't you tread on me
'cause I will knock you down

Whoa
oh in the comfort of strangers
you don't see the danger
of just letting it flow
this I know

Before you're pointing at me
there is a possibility
you better turn that thing around
nothing's come easily
so don't you tread on me
'cause I will knock you down

-Don't Tread On Me
311

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:37:16 GMT

well, I'm off.

I should be online every once in a while, so I'll update when I have the chance.

See you all in a couple of weeks!

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 05:42:59 GMT

i give up.

amber, would you PLEase give me the code to your lj???

i'm done with this thing.

driving me crazy.

I wrote you another one.

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:24:30 GMT

http://community.livejournal.com/_dearsomebody/3491201.html#comments

answers found elsewhere sometimes matter most.

Thu, 25 May 2006 15:17:49 GMT

If you want to talk to me, then talk.

Any of you.

Not just the person I know will think this is about them.

I want to know.

You've got something to say, don't hide it anymore.

Just let me know.

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 16:13:09 GMT

Birthday Meme

October 31

Events
1517 - Protestant Reformation: Martin Luther posts his 95 theses on the door of the Wittenberg Castle Church.
1941 - American photographer Ansel Adams takes a picture of a moonrise over the town of Hernandez, New Mexico that would become one of the most famous images in the history of photography.
1968 - Vietnam War October surprise:Citing progress with the Paris peace talks, US President Lyndon B. Johnson announces to the nation that he has ordered a complete cessation of "all air, naval, and artillery bombardment of North Vietnam" effective November 1.

Births
1963 - Rob Schneider, American actor
1968 - Vanilla Ice, American rapper

Deaths
1984 - Indira Gandhi, Prime Minister of India (b. 1917)

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:24:41 GMT

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:30:47 GMT

do you trust my taste in music?

pick one number from 1 to 1272 and i'll find the corresponding song in my playlist, then upload it for you to grab. when you've gotten a song from me, go post this meme in your own journal and replace with the number of songs YOU have so i can grab a random song too.

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:32:28 GMT

xVacantxMindx [Joe] (8:31:54 PM): i like penis

the Plan.

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:33:48 GMT

I'm changing majors.

From Music Performance to Journalism with a Music minor.

so I can write for magazines like AMP, and maybe even start my own.

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:48:02 GMT

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do? All comments will be screened because it's a secret. Then repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get.

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 22:48:50 GMT

Joe: i got maynards dick on again
Tina: ....
Joe: it was inside my head before

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 18:27:36 GMT

From dehumanization to arms production,
For the benefit of the nation or its destruction
Power, power, the law of the land,
Those living for death will die by their own hand,

Life's no ordeal if you come to terms,
Reject the system dictating the norms

From dehumanization to arms production,
To hasten the nation towards its destruction
Power, power, the law of the land,
Those living for death will die by their own hand,

Life's no ordeal if you come to terms,
Reject the system dictating the norms

From dehumanization to arms production,
To hasten the nation towards its destruction
Power, power, the law of the land,
Those living for death will die by their own hand,

Life's no ordeal if you come to terms,
Reject the system dictating the norms

From dehumanization to arms production,
To hasten this nation towards its destruction,

It's your choice, your choice, your choice, your choice,
Peace or annihilation

[Annihilation || A Perfect Circle || eMOTIVe]

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 23:20:43 GMT

xVacantxMindx (6:18:41 PM): my shaje us gere
xVacantxMindx (6:18:45 PM): oops
xVacantxMindx (6:18:47 PM): my shake is here
xVacantxMindx (6:19:37 PM): and theres a cherry on top

AFI myspace update.....

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 22:38:55 GMT

Par désespoir de l'amour qui n'est pas échu
Par désespoir de la mort qui déjà m'a prévu
Par désespoir du sexe qui nous fut à charge
Par désespoir de l'homme qui n'est que misère
Par désespoir du temps qui n'est que poussière
Par désespoir de l'art qui n'a pas visité
Par désespoir de l'âme que l'on n'a pas trouvée

[translation]
By despair of the love which did not fall
By despair of dead which already envisaged me
By despair of the sex which was to us with load
By despair of the man who is only misery
By despair of the time which is only dust
By despair of the art which did not visit
By despair of the heart that one did not find

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:46:57 GMT

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23^®

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:57:40 GMT

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Silencedvoice!

New Zealand was the first place to allow silencedvoice to vote!
About one tenth of silencedvoice is permanently covered in ice.
Silencedvoice can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
The opposite sides of silencedvoice always add up to seven.
Cats use their silencedvoice to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as silencedvoice.
Silencedvoice can smell some things up to six miles away.
Silencedvoice is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are silencedvoice!
Silencedvoice can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:42:41 GMT

found at
http://www.livejournal.com/users/naamah_darling/176258.html

This is a list that has been years in the making. Years full of decapitated wildlife, destroyed valuables, ruined furniture, and things that go barf in the night. And now I present it to those of you contemplating cat ownership, so that you may be warned.

Numbers 1-5 come from dragonrider7 (with the exception of 1b). The rest are my own.

20 Steps To Cat Ownership: A Primer

1. Set your favourite three sweaters on your bed, and then use a small knife to shred them.

1b. Scold yourself. Shred the couch in revenge for being scolded.

2. Put a bowling ball in the exact center of the bed (and/or directly in your pillow). Try to get comfortable.

3. Take a nap. Get a friend to smack you in the face with a feather duster every time it looks like you're starting to fall asleep.

4. Get a recording of a cat meowing incessantly. Set it as your alarm. Set the alarm for 3am.

5. Buy a bag of tinsel, feathers, or anything that will act similarly to hair. Spread it over every surface you own.

6. Have a friend or loved one sink needles into your flesh at random intervals. Once you are used to this, have them do it while hugging and cuddling. Make sure they know to do this while you are on the phone.

7. Ask a neighbor to knock on your door randomly at all hours of the day and night. When you answer the door, have the neighbor think for several minutes about which side of the door he wants to be on. Have the neighbor repeat this process with every door in the house in a random sequence.

8. Buy a cat-sized stuffed animal and fill it with lead pellets. Now learn to read ten-point type through it.

9. Have a friend come in and vomit randomly on the carpet about once a week. If your floors are hardwood, have him vomit on the furniture or on any available papers or books.

9b. If there are no papers or books on the floor, have the roommate pull some down. If the roommate lacks vomit, any bodily substance will do. The more unidentifiable, the better.

10. When you can deal with #9, acquire a roommate who will only use the toilet if it is perfectly clean. Clean the toilet. Then try to teach the roommate that sitting on the toilet with your butt hanging off the edge is not sufficient, without also teaching the roommate that the toilet is to be feared.

10b. If 10 is not challenging enough, acquire a roommate who decides that the proper place for the toilet is located in randomly-generated locations throughout the house. Become just psychic enough to move the toilet BEFORE the roommate decides to demonstrate this. This takes practice.

11. If you can manage it, get a friend who tries to steal food from you at every opportunity, who will dig through cinderblock to lick a greasy plate, and who also preferentially drinks out of the toilet and clean teacups, in that order. Have this friend refuse to eat or drink anything from a container designated for his use without first splashing it out of the cup or picking up the food and moving it onto the floor.

12. Learn to wheedle. You will need this to get the cat to come inside, go outside, pee in the box, eat, drink, sit in your lap, and stop attacking your feet. Practice this skill on very small, angry children who do not speak your language. Better yet, become telepathic.

13. A friend who hunts is an invaluable asset. Have him occasionally and without warning present you with various forms of wildlife, both live and dead, whole and half-devoured. Practice thanking the friend for his gifts wholeheartedly until the sight of viscera is genuinely endearing.

14. Take a small and muscular monkey, tie sharp objects to its extremeties, and then take it in to have its shots. When you can do this with only two assistants, you are ready to have a kitten.

15. Learn to "see" objects in a pitch-black room by finding them with your bare feet. Use an assortment of wadded-up, wet tissues, and old tee shirts sprinkled with thumbtacks. This is useful for avoiding hairballs and other biological deposits, and also for avoiding stepping on the cats themselves.

16. The value of a voyeuristic roommate who enjoys staring at you while you are having sex with yourself or anyone else is not to be underestimated. Bonus points if the roommate seems horrified and/or repulsed by what is going on, yet will cry if you force him out of the room.

16b. A roommate who is sneakier than an invisible ninja is ideal for those who have mastered the basics of 16. If you can somehow wrangle a real pervert, get one who enjoys attacking feet, or unexpectedly jabbing whoever is on top in the bum with a fondue fork.

17. Also, the value of a roommate who cannot stand the sight of a closed door of any kind is not to be denied. Have him stand on the other side and meow repeatedly. When this does not work, allow him to drag his fondue forks over the door while screaming pitifully. Once inside, make sure he engages in several of the other fine activities on this list. Four or more is ideal. Put roommate out. Begin again.

18. Knocking things over by yourself is pointless and dull. Pay someone to do this for you. Preferably someone with experience assessing the value of bric-a-brac. Have them do this at 3 a.m., preferably in such a way as to make it very difficult to tell what the sound actually was.

19. Throw your kitchen garbage directly onto the floor. Learn to like it that way. Once you've done this, start with the bathroom garbage. A cat will eventually decide that your embarrassing toilet trash needs to be displayed to the world. If you are a woman, you can be certain this will happen during Shark Week. Probably in front of your date.

20. Ask the person you love most to utterly ignore your existence for a week. If you can do this, while simultaneously managing items 1-20, you will then be ready for a cat.

And after 28 years of owning cats, I could go on.

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 03:46:34 GMT

be sorted @ nimbo.net

Congratulations on making Slytherin!

So basically, you're cunning, ambitous, and willing to use any means to meet your ends. Lots of people think Slytherins are cold, evil, heartless people.. and although some are, some are not. Slytherins are the most misunderstood people.. You're not all evil! We're misconceived and misunderstood, and have been given a bad rep.. The movie makes us look terrible. People just have this thing about people about ambition.. Hmm.. Well, you know you're the best, so I guess it doesn't matter. Gryffindor may beat you at everything.. but you still keep trying! COME ON, SHOW SOME SLYTHERIN PRIDE!

Slytherin to Remember

Draco Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy

Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:58:50 GMT

.............the post office sent everyones' holiday cards back......